Humor is Universal But Some Say Mine Isn't

Can't sleep and need a smile so I thought this might help. Here are a number of jokes that I love but others don't seem to enjoy as much.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C.....MOOOOO.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A piece of bacon and an egg are in a frying pan.
The egg looks at the bacon and says, "Man...is it ever hot in here."
The bacon says, "Holy...!!! A talking egg."

Two pieces of rope walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry but we don't serve rope in here."
The ropes walk back outside, dejected and still thirsty.
One rope says, "You unravel yourself at that end and I'll tie us together here in the middle and we'll go back in the bar disguised and he'll serve us."
So that's what they did and they walked back into the bar.
The bartender looks them up and down and says, "Aren't you those two pieces of rope that were in here earlier?"
They replied, "Frayed Knot"

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some chapstick.
The pharmacist says, "Will that be cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks, "Do you have any duck food?"
The pharmacist says, "No. This is a pharmacy. Of course we don't have any duck food."
The duck leaves but comes back again the next night.
"Do you have any duck food?"
Pharmacist says, "NO. I told you last night. We don't have any."
The duck leaves but comes back again the next night.
"Do you have any duck food?"
"NOOOOO !!!! AND IF YOU COME BACK TOMORROW NIGHT I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUTSIDE AND NAIL YOUR FEET TO A TREE!!"
The duck leaves and comes back the next night.
"Do you have any nails?"
Pharmacist says, "NO we don't have any nails!"
Duck says, "Do you have any duck food?"

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!

If everyone in Canada had a pink volvo, what would you have?
A pink carnation

Two cows are in a field.
One cow asks the other, "Are you afraid of getting mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "No not at all."
The other says, "Well why not?"
Second cow replies, "Because I'm a chicken."

And finally....I can tell this because I am a Newfie.

How did the Newfie break his back while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!!!

Hope these weren't too painful to read. They are maginally better when voiced rather than read but only marginally I've been told.